What do you do when your woman's on the rag?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Johnnykstaint, Aug 5, 2014.

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What do you do when your woman's on the rag?

Poll closed Aug 19, 2014.
  1. Jerk off in the shower

    2 vote(s)
    13.3%
  2. Jerk off on her

    3 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. She's awesome and gives me blowjobs every month for a couple days!

    4 vote(s)
    26.7%
  4. Dont be a quitter, hit 'er in the shitter

    5 vote(s)
    33.3%
  5. Fuck some period blood, I go right in there regardless

    7 vote(s)
    46.7%
  6. Fuck some whores!

    1 vote(s)
    6.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Hmm, what do you do?
     
  2. Shivvy

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    shower sex. put that on the poll.
     
  3. Blur

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    I like that three answers combine for 150% :)
     
  4. O Face

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  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    multiple answers are allowed, dont ask me how the thing adds...
     
  6. Blur

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    Ahhh.... I stand corrected... carry on!
     
  7. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    I post creepy internet polls...
     
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  8. Ben Dover

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    I almost missed "hit her in the shitter", was going to yell at OP for leaving it off the poll.

    That would be option number one for me
     
  9. gridman

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    Fuck her sister
     
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  10. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    hit 'er in the shitter = fuck her in the ass :facepalm:
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

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    gross
     
  12. Ben Dover

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    I know, I edited it. Was speed reading
     
  13. Gadmus126

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    I don't get the menses anymore :sex:
     
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  14. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    :wub:
     
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    Neither do I. Eff that nonsense.
     
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    RUN

    the other way

    and attempt to hide until its over
     
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    Find a woman that has gone through menopause
     
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    date someone else.
     
  19. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Now is not the time to be picky
     
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    Hysterectomies rule!
     
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