What do you do when

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  1. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    an extremely attractive woman tells you,"Well I can see where your son got his good looks from", when her children are just plain butt ugly? It's not like you can respond in kind when it could easily be taken as an insult. Does the mother even know her kids are ugly? I mean her son is 6'4 325 and her daughter is 5'11 250. This woman is about 5'7 natural blonde blue eyes, the whole deal. She married for money and the kids look like it. I know this isn't forum appropriate but I want to hear what my friends have to say, and most all of you guys are up here, way more then downstairs.:hat:
     
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    You say thank you and walk away.
     
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    respond with: "well, i can tell where your son gets his tits from." :dontknow:
     
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    I was just about to say what sfgirl said. Just say "Thank you, that's nice of you to say."


    God, some people make things so difficult. :urolleyes:
     
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    As a woman, I think a modest thank you would be enough.
    If I give a compliment, I'm not looking for one back.
     
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    Tell her to mind her fucking business.
     
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    But do take into account, it's a very flirty line.
     
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    Now we know why you spend so much time online. :c
     
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    "To hell with the curtain climbers. Are we gonna fuck or not?"
     
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    I would just say thank you, smile & walk away.
     
  12. Vashier

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    hehehe I wasn't expecting that line when we first met so it took me aback. I did manage a thanks and the pause wasn't noticible as I thought up what to say. It was extremely flirty which is what threw me off. It was the first time we had met and I had only been living down here a few months. Texan's are quite different then massholes so greetings and shit are different. Everyone is huggy kissy here where back home no one touched unless it was a quick handshake.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    With a wink and a smile ask her if she wants to try and make more.:tadah:
     
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    Lie like a motherfucker . . .
     
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    Like I always tell the youth of today:

    "If the truth hurts. Don't tell it" . . .
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Trick question: No such thing as an extremely attractive woman who has kids that old and large.
     
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    lol
     
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    LMAO, psychic event, the daughter just left here after stopping by to visit while she's home from college for the weekend. That's just weird since I haven' seen her in a year or so.
     
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    "They have beer can thick cocks too":evilgrin3: