what do you do with the fortune cookie?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    me - I throw it the fuck out. :no:

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  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    schtoopid with the fake beaner reference in 3-2-1 ..
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    wut

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  4. HelloCleveland!

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    I eat it, but with caution. Our local Chinese place must buy them in bulk and keep them for 6 months. Half the time they're stale.
     
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  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I throw them out too, fake beaner.
     
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  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I draw Ted Danson glasses on them and give them to the homeless.
     
  7. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I eat them after I read my fortune so it will come true. :smile:
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    more than one? :pig:
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    There are starving children in Ethiopia and I've thrown 1000's of fortune cookies away.
     
  10. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Yes. My wife reads her fortune too and then gives her cookie to me :c
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    You will run your mouf to the wrong ass nigga today.
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Crunch crunch crunch
     
  13. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    what do you mean, :quote: cookie :quote: ? :jj:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Best post of this thread so far.
     
  15. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    only 6 months?
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I eat them. We have even purchased fortune cookies in the grocery store.
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    If my mother was Asian, her nickname would be "Fortune Cookie."

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  18. BaddFunn

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    :nojj:
     
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    I was told you have to add the words in bed to the end of each fortune
     
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