Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Jul 18, 2014.
me - I throw it the fuck out.
schtoopid with the fake beaner reference in 3-2-1 ..
I eat it, but with caution. Our local Chinese place must buy them in bulk and keep them for 6 months. Half the time they're stale.
I throw them out too, fake beaner.
I draw Ted Danson glasses on them and give them to the homeless.
I eat them after I read my fortune so it will come true.
more than one?
There are starving children in Ethiopia and I've thrown 1000's of fortune cookies away.
Yes. My wife reads her fortune too and then gives her cookie to me
You will run your mouf to the wrong ass nigga today.
Crunch crunch crunch
what do you mean, cookie ?
Best post of this thread so far.
only 6 months?
I eat them. We have even purchased fortune cookies in the grocery store.
If my mother was Asian, her nickname would be "Fortune Cookie."
I was told you have to add the words in bed to the end of each fortune