WTF What do you do with your boogers

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  1. Philliesfan8

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    If they are really dry I like to roll them, fling em as far as possible. Or put them in my mouth and see how far I can Patooey-fly the little bastards. It's dry here in Wisconsin, gotta find some fun in Winter time.
     
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    I want to invent a booger box. It will Velcro to the back of your gloves. You can dispose of your buggers neatly or save them for latter.
     
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    In third grade a girl I had a crush on pulled out a crayon box and opened it. She put all her boogers in there.Nightmares for life. Boogers, desks, crayons all take me back to that tragic childhood memory
     
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    This thread is all boogered up.
     
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    Flick them, of course.
     
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    I collect them and make fine pottery blows from them
     
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    Roll them between the thumb and the forefinger before sticking them to the wall.
     
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    The really gooey ones i string into weblike sculptures from the edges of my bookshelves.
     
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    Best thread ever. Sincerely, me
     
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    When I was in first grade, I remember pulling out a massive nose goblin. This kid named Sam saw it and said, "Ohhh! Can I eat that?"
    Even I knew that was wrong, so I probably wiped it under a desk, or on my clothes.
     
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    Someone should harness the adhesiveness of the booger and develop a glue from it. Man, sometimes those things are so stubborn
    "Elmer's Booglue"
     
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    Eat them like a normal person.
     
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    Snot grosses me out more than shit, piss, vomit and diarrhea mixed together. It's strange. I've vomited several times in my life just from seeing someone hawk something up.

    Dry boogers aren't as offensive.
     
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    wipe em on a napkin to see how many i can get out of each nostril during the day.

    Mornings are the best for finding the golden nuggets.
     
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    Gonna vom. If this actually has to be done with babies then I will never be having any. Thanks for the free birth control!
     
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    Wipe them on strangers who look like they deserve it.