WTF What do you give God credit for

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    What do you give God credit for?
     
  2. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    My Academy award and the time I won the Super Bowl !
     
  3. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    I give credit to Thor for ridding the world of evil Frost Giants.
     
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  4. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep Gold

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    Stupid people
     
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  5. Willy Pfister

    Willy Pfister Indivisible Resister Gold

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    I thank Him for everything on the reg, thank you for the reminder.
     
  6. The Finklestein Kid

    The Finklestein Kid Well-Known Member

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    Evolution.
     
  7. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Santa Claus
     
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  8. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Giving us more BennyMuso threads.
     
  9. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget Dionysus, the god of... alcohol.

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    I thank God for all the hot chicks I see walking around.
     
  11. Mr Fantastic

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    :beer:
     
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  12. EmilysBush

    EmilysBush It's not a merkin.

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    Well according to black jesus on the third day god said "let there be Hennessy, whoop whoop". This was right before Noah packed his range rover 2 by 2 with bitches kilos straps weed blunts beats microphones and large white women.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Not a god damned thing
     
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    Yeah, in all seriousness, if this is the best a god can do, I'm not impressed.
     
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    How do you explain fat chicks? The devil?
     
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  17. EmilysBush

    EmilysBush It's not a merkin.

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    And on the 6th day god with black jesus by his side said "bitches do be trippin, whoop!" Then on the 7th day he created wellfare so he could rest forever.
     
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    I've had a few fat chicks in my lifetime. The devil made me do it.
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    Who?
     
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  20. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Everthing.......Both good and bad.........
     
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