What Do You Give to The Kids for Halloween?

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm THAT GUY who is giving out handfuls of stuff, including full-sized candy bars.

    This year I have full packs of Trident, full-sized Butterfingers, Nestle Crunch bars, Tootsie Roll Pops and a bunch of stuff for the tiny kids.

    What give you?
     
  2. jake206

    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    Why are "fun-size" candy bars so small? That makes no sense.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    If you're 5 years old that size is a meal. Think about it.
     
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    But when you're five, fun size would mean a house made out of candy.
     
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    I don't feel guilty for contributing to tooth decay from sweets since meth mouth has become so popular.
     
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    Ripe apples, and bananas.
     
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    Box cutters....oh, and apples.
     
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    My homemade spicy sausage.
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    When I get off work Thursday, Dinner and a movie, Home around eleven......I live in a 'Burb thats infested with kid's.....It'd cost a couple hundred at least to have candy to make it through......I'll pass
     
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    Candy
     
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    Yummy. I'm coming to your house.
     
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    Kids don't come around anymore but I always have a pack of some snack sized cany just in case.
     
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    We don't get trick or treaters out here in the sticks. Not a single one for the last 15 years. ☠
     
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    Out here in the country we give out small boxes of .22's and 20 gauge shotgun shells, and things from the garden that we have canned. Black berry jam, grape jelly, horseradish, pickled okra and such. True story.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    the obvious

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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    In the south bronx no one has ever come to my door.......except the police
     
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    I'm THAT GUY who hands out unwrapped cookies, popcorn wrapped in a napkin, apples, pears, and pennies