What do you guys think about this email?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Good morning, I am responding to your inquiry on a 2015 Hyundai Santa Fe sport. Currently, I do have your vehicle in stock. Will you be adding or trading in a vehicle at the time of your purchase? In addition , do you need any assistance with buying options? Here at A ***** auto group, not only do we have the largest inventory in the state of Maryland, but we have the entire spectrum of buying options covered . If you have any questions or would like to set up a time to demo, please give me, Baltimore Mike a call here at the dealership. If it is more convenient, you can always text me at 410-***-****. O r reply to this email and I will get back to you within minutes. Finally when do you think you will be making a decision on a vehicle? I hope to have an opportunity to earn your business! WE ARE MAKING DEALS!! Thank you for your time.

    Sincerely

    Baltimore Mike
    ****** Hyundai
    ***-***-****
    ###-###-#### Feel free to text or call me anytime at this number.
     
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  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Sold!
     
  3. Anfkid

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    Very pushy towards the end. the "Finally" line needs to go. And I hope to god you do not refer to yourself as Baltimore Mike. What are you a Wack Packer?

    The rest of it was very nicely worded.
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    would you call me or email me?
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Of course I dont
     
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    i wouldnt even talk to you IRL
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Picture yourself driving through the car lot and seeing a fat sweaty guy trying to wave you down.
     
  8. Anfkid

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    :hilarious:
     
  9. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    make's you sound desperate.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Why don't you see if you can find that vehicle and tell them that you can get them one if they come in and talk with you?

    Also, WE ARE MAKING DEALS is unnecessary and makes you sound like a cheesy salesman. They are already interested, you just have to draw them in.


    But, what do I know? I'm a pretty shitty salesman.
     
  11. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    @baltimore mike its almost lunch time. yesterday was Treat Yourself Tuesday so what's on the menu today?
     
  12. Cheri

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    I would see this fat sweaty pig monster, turn around and walk right out.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Grilled chicken and an orange :nocheer:
     
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    :lol:
     
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  18. Shivvy

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    a Hyndaui Santa Fe :gay:
     
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    does it come with a handy???
     
  20. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Hi Customer - I've tried to reach you, but have been unable to reconnect regarding the *** contract. In an attempt to be politely persistent, how best should I follow up with you? I just want to ensure I am aligned with your timeline.

    Shiv





    thats an email that i use