What do you hope to get for Father's Day?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    i plan on getting homemade cards from the kids. they like to do that stuff.
    but im hoping my wife gets me a humidor
     
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    I hope to not be told that I'm a father.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    your girl preggers?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I sure as shit hope not! :chair:
     
  5. Shivvy

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    :jj:
     
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    laid
     
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    My ex-wife gets an ugly golf shirt to give to my son for me.

    2 days later, it's at The Salvation Army.

    At least I get to spend the day with him. That's all that matters.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I hope my dad rapes me
     
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    then you can go to the outback to celebrate
     
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    :party:
     
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    A blowie
     
  12. Xhorder

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    orally or anally?
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Orally! Anal is more appropriate at Christmas time.
     
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    I plan on the little monsters to leave me alone in my man cave and let me watch some sports.
     
  15. Shivvy

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    im havent that conversation with my wife now. i told her i want a humidor and a blow job
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I think you should surprise them by hanging yourself
     
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    Another "extreme" post! :yes:
     
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    No one thinks you are funny
     
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    Keep telling yourself that.
     
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    when is father's day/