Entertainment What do you smell when you go outside?

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  1. sstressed

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    it smells like jasmine around here in the morning. i think it's from night blooming jasmine but whatever it is, it's loverly.

    i open the doors in the morning and in 10 minutes, the whole house smells of jasmine. i think our plants think it's spring. high 80s, low 90s this week... :bong:

    so what do you smell when you walk out your door?




    i wasn't sure what label to use for this thread, so i'll try entertainment. not sure what cctv is.

    don't taze me bro! :nooo:
     
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    Farts.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

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    It's freezing here
    so nothing really

    in the summer
    you can sometimes smell cabbage coming from the polack next door
     
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    Desperation. Mostly just rain.
     
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    I opened my front door this morning and got smacked with freezing temperatures (25 degrees) and brutal winds... :depressed:
     
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    The women next door must be making sauce the smell of happyness is in the air as she always sends over some.
     
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    Jasmine is a fantastic stripper name. :up:
     
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    i wouldn't know! :lawsy:
     
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    I live near the airport so if the wind blows from the right direction I smell jet exhaust which smells like a Zippo lighter since jet fuel is kerosene..
     
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    This was going to be my answer.

    Salut.
     
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    ..a cruel world mixed in with a self-absorbed society
     
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    Nothing right now. In 2 months the air will be filled with the smell of Lilacs.
     
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    Dog shit
     
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    Its sort of different every day - days like today its not much of a smell as much as a cold brisk feeling.
     
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    My house is in the hills. Very simple place, pink stones that warm in the sun. Kitchen garden that smells of herbs in the day, jasmine in the evening. Through the gate is a giant poplar. Figs, apples, pears. The soil, Marcus, black ...black like my wife's hair. Grapes on the south slopes, olives on the north. Wild ponies play near the house, they tease my son. He wants to be one of them.
     
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    When I go outside it smells of Honeysuckle, roses and fresh mowed grass.. naw not really . usually it's Car exhaust...:(