Entertainment What do you think about during sex?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Simply how good it feels?

    The person you are with?

    A previous lover?

    An unattainable dream lover?

    Your grandma?
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    My like/post ratio.
     
  3. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    I do the times tables in my head till I feel like finishing.
     
  4. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    Your premise is all wrong. You are assuming that people on this message board are still having sex.
     
  5. Whipping Post

    Whipping Post LA KINGS #32 Gold

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    Should have signed Lucic
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I try to think but nothing happens.
     
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    My wife's sister. :coffee:
     
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  8. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Haha. Nice!
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    How tired my arm is getting.
     
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    What color to paint the ceiling ... lol
    Honestly,
    Some porn scenes that were really hot..
    Once in a while, a super hot sex act I had with an ex.
    Most the time I just want it over..
     
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  12. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore King Maker VIP

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    I'm either watching the broad or I'm trying to visualize my cock going in and out of her pussy.
     
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    i don't remember thinking about anything most of the time.

    if a woman says something confusing like - fuck me like the wind! then i start thinking...fuck me like the wind?? wtf does that mean? :dontknow:
     
  14. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    is this the last time.
     
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    When I'll actually be able to blow my load into a chick, and not into a sock
     
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    Did I leave the oven on?
     
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    Have you ever hinted to your wife about a threesome?
     
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    Should I leave the oven on?
     
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    I'm thinking about little reno having a good time. Way to go little reno!