Conspiracy What do you think about this?

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  1. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    Driving a friend to the airport - bumper to bumper traffic. The car in front of me jams on brakes for no reason and I hit my breaks and kind of tap her bumper...barely. She pulls over, I follow.

    We get out and I check her car, not even a scratch...

    I ask if she is okay, well, I don't do this much, but to be honest, my neck is sore already...wtf...

    Then...the kicker...she tells me she has had FIBROMYALGIA for ten years...

    We exchange insurance info....and leave

    100% chance this lady tries to sue me

    Thoughts?
     
  2. Calloused Shins

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    100% you should have finished in her mouth. Worst porno script I've read yet...
     
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  3. DuckDong

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    Well you lost your chance to kill her

    Sooo now suck it up and let your insurance deal with it
     
  4. Scott

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    I didn't know fibromyalgia was around 10 years ago. I thought it was invented more recently.
     
  5. Stan Beeman

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    yes
     
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    It was around then, but it was the first I'd heard of it. My wife's co-worker at that time was a pioneer in the movement. She was constantly late and missing work and getting out of doing things and the reason every time was fibromyalgia.
     
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    Sure it wasn't Hillary?
     
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    You should have refused your insurance info, gotten in your car and driven away. If she gets the cops to pull you over (highly unlikely) you tell them you don't know what she's talking about. You didn't hit anyone. Of course, if she has a dashcam, you're fucked.

    This actually happened to me. I was on the Cross Bronx expressway, and I noticed that a car driven by an Asian woman was following me, flashing her lights, motioning me to pull over. I ignored her, since I hadn't done anything wrong. At the toll to the Throgs Neck Bridge, the cops pulled me over. She had called 9-1-1. She said I hit her car. I told her she was crazy. The cop was talking to her first. I sat in my car and watched. He walked over to her car and she showed him the 'damage.' It appeared to be a quarter-sized smudge on her left rear bumper. The cop licked his thumb and wiped most of the smudge mark out.

    It was then that I realized I did it.

    There was a Yankee game going on, so the traffic on the Cross Bronx was pretty bad for a little bit. I had pulled around a stopped car to get in the left lane, and apparently I had ticked her rear bumper (I had been at a dead stop, so I must have been going about 2 or 3 MPH). I didn't even feel it.

    "Stick to your story," I told myself. "You didn't hit anyone."

    The Cop came over to my car and asked me if I hit that car. I said I didn't hit anyone. He asked me if I had driven on the Cross Bronx past the Major Deegan Expressway, where the lady claimed the "accident" took place. I said sure...me and about 20,000 other people. There's a Yankee game starting. He asked me why I didn't pull over when she motioned me to. I told him I don't pull over when strangers on the Cross Bronx ask me to. He asked me if there was a mark on my right rear bumper. I told him I'm sure there is. I also told him there are marks on all my bumpers, I park my car in a parking lot in Manhattan. I'm sure they're all marked.
    He checked the bumpers. I was right.

    He conferred with his partner, then they told me I could leave. He wasn't filing a report.

    Never heard about it again.
     
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  10. Bugs

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    Dude you could be fucked. The second someone starts the "my _________ hurts" you get 5-0 involved. Make them take an ambulance ride and get checked out etc. This bitch could smash her shit all up and blame it on you.

    Oh and your second fuck up was not tagging the post, just saying.....
     
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    I would have killed the bitch