What do you think Beth got Howard for his Birthday?

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  1. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    Breakfast in bed?...Nah!

    A birthday BJ?...DEFINITELY NOT!!!

    Straight sex?...She might be contractually obligated.

    So what do you think she got him?
     
  2. Dick Gozinya

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    A ticket for herself to some red carpet event he will stay home for.
     
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    herpes

    edit.....allegedly
     
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    Allegedly.
     
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    Bbc
     
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    If she does anything nice for him, you can be sure that she'll tweet a picture of it later. That's how she rolls. :D
     
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    cat #5, remember?
     
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    Beff is thoughtful, she got plugggy something he really wanted...
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    If she wanted to do something really nice for him it would be spend some time with him. But we know for her that is worse than root canal.
     
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    Divorce papers with a restraining order on the side.:kitty:
     
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    Sssh. That's the surprise for next year.:secret:
     
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    She brought him home a cream pie
     
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    A lifetime membership to Dawg's Saloon.
     
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    Oooo we want cream pies ! :yay:












    She probably did. :facepalm:
     
  19. Phantom Lord

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    She made him an egg white wrap on a whole wheat tortilla with fat free cottage cheese for breakfast. She then left him to eat that in bed while he watches 4 seasons of some TV show that has been off the air for years on his Ipad mini.
     
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    Now I'm kinda glad I pissed away the morning. That's some talent, there.

    I'm talking about the photography, of course.