Stern Show What do you think Howard and Beth are up to tonight?

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  1. JoeyDoubles

    JoeyDoubles Well-Known Member

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    It's 9:00 PM EST. I'm guessing they're asleep.
     
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    Ain't nothing goin' on but the rent.
     
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    They're going to the hoochie bin. :coffee:
     
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    Eating beautiful soup before Beth goes out for a late night D list red carpet event
     
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    Thread tagged and returned to Stern Forum
     
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    Beth is shit-faced. Howie is "painting".
     
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    I doubt if Beth is even speaking to him. Last week Howard admitted on the air that the cats sometimes annoy him and he tries to get away from them but Beth won't allow it. She can't be happy about that.
     
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    Howard's is beating off to babysitter porn on his iPad and Beth is passed out on the bowling alley after her 2nd bottle of wine.
     
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    If Howard didn't get her a Mother's Day card and gift for being a "Foster Mom" to the kittens he's in big trouble.
     
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    Just took a look at her IG account, she keeps posting "Happy Mother's Day" but so far no one has taken the bait and mentioned her "fur babies".
     
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    Howard is asleep, but....

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    ....God knows what (or who) Beth is doing.
     
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    Painting Ralph's face with a rope Hodge podge
     
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    Howard's asleep. Beths out with Rico, the gardener, for Cinco De Mayo.
     
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    Stamos is leaning away from Barf the praying mantis attached to his side.

    :giggle:
     
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    "praying mantis' is the most perfect description I've ever heard! :haha:
     
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    They probably don't interact much after they post pictures of each other to Facebook and Howard photoshops himself into a 17 year old scarf wearing hipster, holding a blind cat.
     
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    Probably visiting his mom and bringing disabled cats over as a Mothers day present...
     
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    howies asleep, beth has slammed 3 bottles of wine and 5 cocks
     
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    Their marriage is fake. Everything about Stern is fake.
     
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