What do you think Schmoopy's life would be like if his parents weren't millionaires?

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  1. BaddFunn

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    Would he be homeless?

    Institutionalized?

    Dead?

    Normal?
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He would be forced by the bleak reality of life to use some of his natural smartness to get a real job.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    If his parents didn't support his deadbeat ass, he might have pulled himself up by the bootstraps early on, and become a somewhat normal, contributing member of society.







    Maybe. But probably not.
     
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    Lead paint overdose by age 8.
     
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    drive drunk and kill 4 ppl
    dance for his frat brothers playing beer pong
    have mommy take him out of the country


    oh wait you meant a different spoiled faggot
     
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  6. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Plastic bag asphyxiation
     
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    Be kind, Schmoopy has affluenza.
     
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    Mop's parents are millionaires? :omg:
     
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    i don't think vacuums would be in the picture
     
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  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    their other choice of a business was a travel agency
    the dented apple doesnt fall far from the tree
     
  11. Artie Laugh

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    Calm down a bit, Palm
     
  12. face palm

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    hey is this where i type laugh
     
  13. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    true story
    and call me face :)
     
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    I'm surprised gay porn fluffer hasn't been submitted yet.
     
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    volunteer work :grad:
     
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    I was thinking more along the line of stud race horse fluffer.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    He'd be sleeping under the overpass with the rest of the homeless people.
     
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    See: ryan lever
     
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    Dead-he would have had enough money to fully kill himself with drugs.