What do you think sex with howard Stern is like?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hateman, Aug 19, 2013.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He knows everything about sex, and watches so much porn. He must be a wild man in the sack.
     
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    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I just ate the last of those cupcakes I got this weekend.
     
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    Yeah, I wild man who doesn't fuck his own wife without a rubber on.
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Bye
     
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    [video=youtube;Uzae_SqbmDE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE[/video]
     
  6. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    Must be like a hefty bag full of sticks hitting the horse's pelvis.........
     
  7. boomer1976

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    [video=youtube;gbyx0PephX0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbyx0PephX0[/video]
     
  8. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm guessing he probably loves to give blow jobs and have beer can thick black cocks jammed in his pooper.:dontknow:
     
  9. Quite Frankly

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    Grampa Simpson (gif) is hovering outside the door of this thread...
     
  10. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    between Howard & Beth? -like rubbing two Barbie dolls together.
     
  11. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    why would anyone ask such a vile question
     
  12. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Mounting her must make the two of them look like a centaur...
     
  13. Dlist

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    I would count the tiles on the ceiling, and hope it was over quick.
     
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    Beth
    1) doesn't give BJs
    2) doesn't dress up anymore
    3) likes it quick

    Howard truly is a married man.
     
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    i don't even want to think about it but here goes...he's probably very good technically and knows how to hit the right spots. he's probably very "giving" and romantic.

    but the problem (IMO)is everything that happens before and after sex. he's a very needy person. i wouldn't be surprised if he imposes himself on beth when they're just sitting around and reading or drinking coffee...he probably stares at her (saying to himself how beautiful she is and that she belongs to him). he treats her like a thing. he smothers her. he wants to be with her all the time but gives her a little freedom. and i also think howard is the one who begs her to let him photograph her.

    i feel sorry for her...she should get the hell out of that marriage, take the 5 or 10 million he'd offer her and make a life for herself somewhere else.
    i'm putting myself in her place...and thinking about it makes me feel as if i can't breathe.
     
  16. Senator Rick

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    :lol:
    Damn!
    Reps for you, sir :up:
     
  17. Wigward Hairhat

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  18. Micheal Kenyon

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    This with a wig.
     
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    Sex with Howard is like sitting in traffic..you just want to get through it, and you are bored out of your mind.
     
  20. Brokenbad

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    Wam bam thank you hand!