What do you think the apocalypse will be?

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Aliens?
    nuclear war?
    tidal wave?
    global warming?
    zombies?
    civil war?
    global pandemic?
    terminators?

    what do you think the apocalypse will be?

    i can see two of the above happening: terminators and civil war.

    It's only a matter of time before some scientist develops a self-thinking robot that goes nuts, or a killing machine that some psychopath successfully programs to kil people.

    also, if the stupid people of this country continue to blindly follow a political party were likely headed to civil war sooner rather than later.
     
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    If the super volcano that now lies dormant under Yellow Stone every goes.. then you don't have to worry about paying off your credit cards..


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    when the next large meteor (> 1km) hits the earth which on average is once every 100 million years ... boom....same thing.. adios muchachos
     
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    I think the Chicoms will take a shot a some point. If not, the Islamists will cause some sort of incident to launch WWIII.
     
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    we won't see any "Apocalypse" in our lifetime. Our lifetime is no more significant than any other. And every other generation imagined an "Apocalypse" in their lifetime.

    They'll eventually be some asteroid that slams into us and starts everything anew. Maybe in 50 million years we'll have an intergalactic highway powered by cold fusion that was invented by some highly involved mollusk. But thinking that we'll witness that initial doom is just us projecting our own existence onto the bigger picture. As we tend to do.
     
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    Why? To eliminate their biggest importer/debt holder?
     
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    A real apocalypse is a world that has nothing but Beth-clones for women.
     
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    It could be worse. They could all be Samoan mulattoes like The Clone War.

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    :lol: nice
     
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    If there's a comb in the Lost and Found basket, I think I know who might have lost it.
     
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    Probably will be a VIRUS, knocking out a huge chunk of the world population.
     
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    MERS is already cleaning out population in the Mid East. 50% fatality rate.
     
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    or a father's day card.
     
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    Nuke, astro, or EMP
     
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    Project Blue, Tubeneck... Captain Trips ya dig

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    We probably have some nasty man-made disease just waiting for a breach in containment. The Russians probably have some nasty shit as well.