What do you think when someone says "I'm not a reader"? Also, I love Papa Murphy's

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dunno about you, but every person who has told me something along the lines of "I'm not much of a reader", by some freakish coincidence, also happens to be someone I consider of low intelligence. And it's gotten to the point where I reconcile lack of reading with stupidity, almost automatically. Is that wrong? In this day and age of technology and the internets and free porn everywhere, am I being too critical or too quick to pass judgment?


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Additionally, if you don't go to Papa Murphy's you should because it is very delicious


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    It changes everything
     
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    Yeah I love the fact that you bake it at home


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    I don't walk into a restaurant to have some dick head hand me uncooked food
     
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    not sure this is the correct usage of "reconcile."

    but i agree with the rest of your generalization.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude when you bake it at home:

    A. You can't get it any fresher

    B. It takes fucking like 15 minutes tops

    C. Your place smells good as knobs


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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah I just realized that :jj:


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    Papa Murphy's is the best value in pizza, but I don't like reading through their menu.
     
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    i think "equate" works more better.
     
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    No I don't like the sound of that in that context :belch:
     
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    I only read informational shit reading normal books is boring
     
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    I watched two lesbian porns last night. I amz highly intelligentz.
     
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    Also, unless you're a truck driver or a businessman who is constantly on the road, if you choose audiobooks over reading actual books, I consider you slightly inferior
     
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    I didn't jerk off at all yesterday :what:
     
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    tl:dr :smile:
     
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    I haven't talked to you in a few days. Are you dating still?
     
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    wc wednesday :prancing:
     
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    All books are filled with information. That's what books are.
     
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    that's your prerogative. carry on.
     
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    Ugh it's one of those places with a retardly huge menu? Fucking Chriza