What do you think would be the most enjoyable breed of dog to fuck?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm going to go with a border collie
     
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    Your mother...
     
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    Just make sure you shoot it first.

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    Did I ever tell you guys about the time I fingered a Great Dane
     
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    chuhuahua
     
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    French poodle
     
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    yes, but tell it again. it gets me so hot.
     
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    :down:

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    Good gravy :facepalm:

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    Gary has a penchant for Corgis, though he'll occasionally sample a french bulldog or schnauzer. He prefers small breeds to accomodate his clitcock. :grad:
     
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    What tha fuck?
     
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    Cane Corso or English Mastiff
     
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    suzanne pm me your pic
     
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    Okay give me a sec
     
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    What kind of peanut butter? Chunky or smooth?
     
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    Bernard Marsonek, 57, was arrested early Wednesday after reportedly seen having sex with a pit bull in his Tampa yard by shocked neighbors who begged him to stop.
     
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    He looks more shocked than his neighbors!
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    Kanye once threatened some noob at sfn with " i'm going to come to your house and shit on your golden retriever."
     
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    holy shit i dont remember that, but im not surprised that I said that