What do you want for Christmas?

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  1. Bristol Chicken

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    Ho Ho Ho. Santa here.
    So much strife, anger, pain, wrestling, politics, flirting out there and here.

    Put all of that aside and come sit on my lap. Tell me what you want for Christmas.
    Naughty or nice, come one, come all, come twice.

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  2. MrWarmth

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    A Christian America
     
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    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    would a zombie and nuclear apocalypse against Islamic radical terrorists and their murderous stinking religious homicidal jihadi bastard friends be out of the Christmas spirit?
     
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    Monica Bellucci
     
  5. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Ho Ho Ho. No request can diminish the Christmas spirit.
    I will have to ditch my trusty reindeer to deliver your gift though.

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  6. Bristol Chicken

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    Done. Approved by all the elves, even that questionable dentist, Hermie.

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  7. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Be careful what you wish for. Maybe the "Christian America" will be run by the right wing fundamentals and you will have to give up all kinds of shit you actually really enjoy.....and don't think that they won't amend the constitution for the 28th time.
     
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    Done. Merry Christmas!

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    A better job
    Some good luck for a change
    For my family to have good health
    Better race relations in America. We need America as one if we're going to wipe out ISIS
    For the new Star Wars to kick ass, and for the Patriots to win the biggest Super Bowl yet
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    It's all on my amazon wishlist and its mostly expensive shoes I'll never wear lol
     
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    This.
     
  13. Bristol Chicken

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    Can you leave her out instead of the cookies and milk? Mrs. Claus would understand. Ho Ho Ho!
     
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    Less stress...
     
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    Oh, yes!
     
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    All worthy gifts.
    Ho Ho Ho. You left out what you really need...........a coke and a smile.
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    May the force be with you ( but not the Boston Patriots)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Roger Goodell to lose his job

    Money
     
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    Ho Ho Ho. I know all to well, my own daughter has shoes stacked as high as the ice is cold.

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