WTF What do you wipe your ass with???

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  1. SomerSky

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    I am sitting here contemplating life, trying to start the god damn podcast if this flakey fuck would call me back, and I was just wondering what the hell you guys wipe with, for me it's only this..... The "clean ripple" is key.....And naturally the dog will follow me wherever I go....sorry if sideways!

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    Tissue, then a baby wipe. :)
     
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    That's the only toilet paper I'll use. Cottonelle with aloe
     
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    My hand or shirt sleeve
     
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    it's not linty :grad:

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    wrong order honey
     
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    my left hand like all good Muslims....

    oh wait...
     
  9. SomerSky

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    Right!!!??? It has these nice grid-like ridges!!! Perfect for full swipe!!
     
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    Well, I guess I should have said, "Tissue, baby wipe, then tissue again to dry."

    Better? ;)
     
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    My hand, then I fling it against the wall.





    Seriously, this.
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    Scott toilet paper then baby wipe. I get in there, Robin. Until no more brown rings.
     
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    My hand, like a proper Muslim.
     
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    Single or double hand?
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Puppy scoot, carpet. Blacktop if I got teh itch.
     
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    thats a little better ,not sure why you would go dry ,wet,dry lol but your a chick allegedly
     
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    :gtfo:
     
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