What does Benjy do with all this free time?? where does he go from here??

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  1. koclem

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    With no shows to write for what does this 45 year old loser hack do with all his free time?

    Whats next for Benjy after THSS ends?
     
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    girlfriend...out.
     
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    He will be the next T-Pain..guest spots in all the rapper's videos because he uses so much autotune.
     
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    Who gives a flying fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I was wondering about that. Not just Benjy but all the other staff. If they are paid by the hour they must be working second jobs. If they're salary they have the best job in the world.
     
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    The guys that produce shit should be able to find other jobs. But guys like Sal, Richard, JD, Benjy, et al are fucked. But perhaps they'll get hired based on their level of celebrity alone?
     
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    does anyone think benjy could land a job writing for a shitty sitcom or maybe some snl clone?
     
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    They must be salary or they would not be able to live in NYC on the hours they are working.
     
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    I made it 9 seconds then had to bail :nooo::suicide:
     
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    I know Bubba loves Richard and has actually used some of his dumb ideas for bits, so he might be ok. Sal is really fucked unless he finds another show to work on. He'd be hard pressed to find a legitimate job with his resume.
     
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    he could steal Judah Freilander's schtick

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    Could Bubba show afford to hire Richard? Aren't they just in some local Florida market now?
     
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    He spends his time being creepy and unfunny.

    He will get himself another career where he is creepy and unfunny.
     
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    He could, if he would stop trying to come off like some sort of half-retarded Andy Kaufman.
     
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    I'm not even talking about after the show ends, I'm talking about now. Who can live on 20 hours a month?
     
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    As Winst, he will continue to annoy message boards and he'll live off his pay-off from HS or continue to sit at Howards feet feeding him lines for eternity.
     
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    he writes joke and bits for the show, of course
     
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    I think Benjy will be able to find a job as a writer somewhere. But it will be behind the scenes, because no other employer will put up with his schtick.
    As for Sal, if he can't do standup, then he can always go back to working as a boiler room stock broker. And wasn't Richard an electrician or something. And he has that drumming thing on the side.

    It's the guys with 0.0 talent & no other transferable skills that will be out of work. Like JD. I mean, seriously, what can JD possibly do????? He probably wouldn't even last through the interview process, with his panic attacks! JD should worry about his future.