What does Beth do all day alone in that huge Hamptons house?

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  1. baileycat

    baileycat Well-Known Member VIP

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    Seriously, what does she do? She doesn't work, doesn't have any "human children," doesn't cook or clean. It's doubtful she even takes care of the pets herself. How many hours can she fill up working out, getting her nails done and shopping? :dontknow:
     
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    She makes turkey meatballs. Oh wait not anymore, they are evolved. Fish sticks?
     
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  3. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    Uh, are you kidding... Ill answer in Jeopardy fashion:

    "What is Nacho"
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    She thinks of new ways to spend Howard's money.
     
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  5. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    Schemes
     
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    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    She shits all day when Howard isnt around. Cant let Howard know about that.
     
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    Fishballs and baskettie :dontknow:
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    pool and gardener dudes...:bj:
     
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  9. Goods

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    She reads Dawgs.
     
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  11. Quite Frankly

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    With bloodhsot eyes a blank psychotic stare, she sits at a typewriter all day and night typing

    "All play and no work make Beth a dull girl"
    "All play and no work make Beth a dull girl"
    "All play and no work make Beth a dull girl"
    "All play and no work make Beth a dull girl"
    "All play and no work make Beth a dull girl"
    "All play and no work make Beth a dull girl"
     
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  12. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    WHO does she do, not what.
     
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  13. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    This is a real insulting question. Beth is a career woman. She isn't just just sitting around. She is juggling multiple acting and modeling gigs, working on book projects, and raising money for NSAL while being a dilligent homemaker cleaning the house, preparing meals for her husband, etc. Beth is a super 21st century career woman. She is the envy of every working woman.
     
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  15. bucketbuddy

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    ^^ she's an EARNER!
     
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    Cleans the litterboxes
     
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    She's drunk off her ass cuz Howard's coming home soon. Oh and practicing new poses with the cats.
     
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