What does Beth do to show Howard he is "special"?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She doesn't cook.
    She doesn't give blow jobs.
    She doesn't do doggy style.

    What else is there??
     
  2. Tans Lover

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    She could take/pull him on one of those stagecoach rides through Central Park.
     
  3. Dlist

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    She could cook him "knock me up" stir fry.
     
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    Oh my she's just so frugal! She hasn't spent all of Howard's money yet now has she?
     
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    She pretends that she adores Howard by looking up at him lovingly when someone is taking their picture.
     
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    She stifles her vomit when seeing him naked with another man!
     
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    She takes the heel of those size twelve Louie Vitons and grinds it deep into his anal fissure for being a good boy.
     
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    I kinda get the blowjobs thing cause I met some chicks who don't dig it. But I'm sure the doggy style is because she doesn't want him playing around with her asshole. Probably like any other guy we like to stare at the chocolate starfish and wonder whether it's attractive or not and whether we could stick our dick in there. It can't be that gross if she never shits.
     
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    Unless the other man is Jeff the Vomit guy. Then she just adds to the creepy fun of the situation.
     
  10. Howard Stork

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    She puts his helmet on him and makes sure he gets on the short bus.



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    You are talking nonsense. Yes there are women out there that don't like to give head. Those are the one's you kick to the curb and you certainly don't fucking marry them. As for the doggy style, that's just weird. I never met a women ever that didn't like doggy style. I'm sure they exist but they are dead to me.
     
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    She batts her beautiful lashes.
     
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    She hangs on his arm so people don't think he's queer (which he is).
     
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    She agreed to be his wife on paper

    That should be enough.....forced to be around that fuck face for so long is terrible in itself
     
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    She has balls enough to be seen with him in public. I think that is more than enough. That ugly summa-bitch. /thread
     
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    Well, she cuts his toe nails....wait!
     
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    Beth Ostrosky Stern has hot monkey sex with lengthy black men and allows Howard to pull on his tiny limp pud in the corner. This heinous act is performed in a room filled with $100 bills and a giant fan that constantly circulates them in the air.
     
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    Turns a blind eye.
     
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