What does HAL jerk off to?

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    What do you jerk off to?

    Serious answers only please.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    tubegalore/big asses
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Cam whores

    myfreecams
     
  6. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    small domino's pizza.
     
  7. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    Baltimore Mike's homemade porn.
     
  8. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

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    Couch porn
     
  9. Cuddly Muffin

    Cuddly Muffin New Member

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    OK, I have to ask, do you live in L.V.? I saw a car with "SWAYZE" on its license plates. (I don't remember the make of the car)
     
  10. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I like your medal

    can I have it?
     
  11. Cuddly Muffin

    Cuddly Muffin New Member

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    Absolutely not.
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I took that shit anyways :flip:
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    blairg
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    all of the above
     
  15. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    There's not a bigger turdburglar on this board than this piece of shit.
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    boy butt
     
  17. Porn Stache

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    This nigga mad.
     
  18. Cuddly Muffin

    Cuddly Muffin New Member

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    You forgot to say please. I would have gladly given you some rep...but now, I don't know.

    But I'm not going to be vindictive. :behave:

    Plus, I was looking for Swayze. Go away.
     
  19. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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  20. Porn Stache

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    I'll help myself to one, too.