What does Howard do in his swank ten million dollar closet? ten million d

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Beth fan page says the 10 mill "closet" is really a surgery center
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Methinks that is the real animal shelter. Or where the money went at least.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    I don't know what to say about that type of gross excess. But a guy like wiggy has to get cuckolded somewhere.
     
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    What is he saying, Robin?
     
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    He/She/IT hidES.


    (....someone will get that joke.)



    ...... :bigthink ......................... :whistle:
     
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    Howard won't see the ten million dollar "girl town". I'm picturing a few bathtubs, mirrors and cameras all over to capture every waking and sleeping moment of hagzilla and her disabled kittens. There's probably a small hidden room behind one of the walls that display her hats where she pokes the eyes out of kittens who aren't purebreds with sad hearts or breaks a leg or two on the boring tabbies.
    The wine kegs will be hidden behind one of the walls that display her size 13 shoes. Wine will be dispensed from a hidden spout behind one of her discarded Birkin bags on display.
    Oh, and a microwave for her frozen pizza, heated.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Mean And funny. Love it!
     
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    What does Howie do in the closet?

    Beer can thick beautiful penis of course.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    D & D disCarded and dispensed. Superb.
     
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    A $10 million dollar closet? No wonder Howard refuses to come out of it.
     
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    That Silence of the Lambs dance.

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    Good Bye Horse Face or something.
     
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    You got one thing wrong, Beth pays extra to have size 7 labels on her size 13's
     
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    Ralph is in there.

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    Serious ? Between two cuckolds how do you decide who is the cuckoldee?
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    I'm guessing that along with the closet they built a panic room and a studio/media room capable of broadcasting his radio show.
     
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