What does Howard's will state?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    equally divided between daughters and Beth?
    everything to NSAL?
    Is Ralph included?? Only gets the Ironman helmet or cash too?
    JD will for sure get the 70 inch TV..
     
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    In his pyramid he gets buried with all his gold so he can have marbles in the afterlife.
     
  3. BethSucks

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    I'm guessing 50% to Beth, 50% split between the girls. He figures the girls are getting cash from Alison's estate as well so they don't need as much from his, not to mention they are earners - Emily's royalties from ZooZaZoo and Ashley's future porn earnings should keep them happy and the cost of living is low in Vietnam so Debra shouldn't need much either. Beth has purse, shoe and plastic surgery costs to consider.
     
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    - His Faggot daughters must marry a fellow Male Heeb and provide Male Heirs before 1 Marble is released to them.

    - Beth must commit suicide apon hearing of Howard's death in order for her fellow Pollack Family Members to prosper from his Marbles in the future.

    - Howards fellow employees will receive "Thank You For Working For Reggie Wages" cards signed by his assistant Laura apon his death.

    - A portion of his Marbles will go to the "Zionist Attack All Others Fund Of America". And the "Israeli Army" for the further destruction of little babies and young mothers. "May those bombs burn every child's skin to ashes". Will be inscribed in the donation card signed by Howard to the Defense Minister Of Israel.
     
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  5. tHISisKiSSeL

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    HS always pontificates on how irresponsible john lennon was to not provide for julian with a will thereby leaving him to the mercy of yoko.

    we also know that HS is a liar and a hypocrite.

    i predict he wont provide for his daughters with a will thereby leaving them to the mercy of yoko.
     
  6. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Alison married a wealthy man, too. Those daughters will never have to worry about finances.
    I'm sure Beth has reminded Howard of that many, many times.
     
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    why does beth need such a big piece of the pie? she doesn't have any kids to support.[​IMG]
     
  8. Beths Arab

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    Whoever gets it will have to earn every penny by putting up with a really old and crazy Stern that spends his days sitting around ranting about how important he is and shitting his pants.
     
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    He will die old, divorced and lonely and his last words will be "rosebud".
     
  10. Dlist

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    With jars of his own piss around him...
     
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    He'll leave Fred his old guitar strings. Pittsburg's First family, The Ostrosky's -- they get the rest
     
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    Dude, I'm liking all the venom ur spewing lately. You're definately born again hard. Hell, I may even make u a riflemen in my beloved corps..
     
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    the kennedys of pittsburgh lol
     
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    In other news, Beth will kindly leave Howard's daughters the recipe for her "Pittsburgh Polack Marshmellow Slop" in her Will...
     
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    Howard have addressed this on the show. Everything is going into a trust fund managed by "close friends". Beth, children all have to come and beg for money.

    I guess the "friends" are Bushwald.
     
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    No! Marshmallows are made from animal byproducts. Educated people don't eat marshmallows.
     
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    America have decided.
     
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    Only Howard pontificates!!

    no one else!!
     
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    He wants all of his money to be cashed out from the bank in Susan B. Anthony coins, and have as many coins shoved up his ass as possible prior to burial.
    His friends/family have to play gay chicken for the rest. Ralph is gonna be rich.
     
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    "If I can't take my money with me; I ain't goin'."