What Does It Mean When a Woman Tells You That She is "Tight" Down There?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Weird occurrence today. I was talking to a secretary in my office about kids, et al. She's 37 and has a 19 year old son out of wedlock. She mentioned to me that she had her son really young and that she's really tight down there because she hasn't had a lot of boyfriends since then.

    I didn't know how to respond to that. I just said "I'll bet!" and changed the subject.

    What would you have done/said? It really came from out of the blue.
     
  2. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Checked to see if she was being truthful.
     
  3. vaginapoosie

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    Put it in her butt.
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...should have told her to get a smaller dildo. why do they always buy the biggest one on the shelf and then say shit like im really tight down there....:coffee:
     
  6. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Wow, why the effff would a woman in an office say such a thing? Classy with a q.

    Did she seem flirtatious? Maybe she was putting it out there for you to consider. Is she decent looking?
     
  7. Phan Neepack

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    Tell her that she shouldn't worry ... your micro-penis could fit into a straw
     
  8. stripes

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    shes begging for it dude.
     
  9. greyt

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    i'd get her fired for sexual harassment
     
  10. Zarathustra

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    Sounds like she was flirting... trying to get into a little dirty talk
     
  11. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    And getting fucked doesn't loosen women up. Vagoos can take beatings and snap right back. Even childbirth when the doc sews things up.

    Extra stitch and that thang is better than when you drove it off the lot.
     
  12. AuntDolly

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    Classy, no.

    Sending a BIG message, YES.
     
  13. Zarathustra

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    You should have pulled up her skirt and fucked on the desk
     
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    It means she's lying. Wide cunt. :pissed:
     
  15. itpdude

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    You're a woman, right?
     
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    37 with a 19 year old son. Half her life has been spent with the pressures of a brat. How good could she possibly look?
     
  17. itpdude

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    Big vagina.
     
  18. itpdude

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    Man I've seen some great tail in that circumstance. Their 19 year old body snaps right back.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;-RvNS7JfcMM]http://youtu.be/-RvNS7JfcMM[/video]
     
  20. Nibbler

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    There must be a reason why she hasn't had boyfriends in 19 years and it has nothing to do with her vagina.