What Does It Mean When Vultures

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    ...are hanging around my house. And my deck. And my car?

    And my desktop computer broke. Two days later my laptop broke. And my dishwasher broke.

    Five minutes ago:

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    I wouldn't worry too much....
     
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    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like something is dead nearby.
     
  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Vultures eat dead electronics now?
     
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    It means you need to do a better job getting rid of the bodies.
     
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    your roof makes a good cliff for it to observe the lands. its how they do it in the wilderness. They perch on high areas and watch. something looks like it is dying then they can swoop down with minimal effort.
     
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    are you sure its a vulture? it kinda looks like a wild turkey.
     
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    It's Howard. You are fucked.
     
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    Looks like a turkey vulture.
     
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    That vulture is on the lookout for Beth's feral cats.
     
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    You sure they aren't Muslims in burkas?
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    Looks like a turkey vulture. They love to sit on top of my barn and look over the back fields for small rodents....
     
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    Maybe Bugs knows
     
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    It's Skynet.
    Those arent' vultures.
    They're RVN3000's. Information gatherers
    You have been marked for termination.


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    vultures are attracted to the scent of decaying flesh...you may want to bury grandma, she's no longer a house guest...
     
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    Leave an old tablet out open to this thread. That way, if something happens, your significant other can fill us in.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Try scrubbing your butt cheekses.