What does it take to make a girl give you a blumpkin?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Meth?
     
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    A bad father
     
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    Blindfold and a clothespin.
     
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    A good ass kicking.
     
  5. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    Fifteen dollars at the end of the month when her rent is due.
     
  7. Chaos

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    2 mill in the bank.
     
  8. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    $40 bucks?
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    25 bucks on 8 Mile here in Detroit...
     
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    I'd never do it. Ever.
     
  11. Daveindiego

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    A bag of oranges, and bad intentions.
     
  12. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    You can get a whole house in Detroit for that. Then offer it up as a crack den and get all the blumpkin you want.
     
  13. LonghornJ

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    Who shits with a boner anyway?

    The whole premise is an urban legend from Tucker Max.
     
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    Okay, I retract my statement. For 2 mill I'll not only give you a blumpkin, but I'll wipe your ass too.
     
  15. JJR

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    The ABSOLUTE must have, first duck to line up, first 't' that needs dotting -- Survey says -- A CLEAN TOILET!
     
  16. Chaos

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    Full service! noice!!
     
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    I'm out.
     
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    I have to be honest. I though I saw Never....again.

    Sorry Dev...
     
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    It's an urban myth.
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Thatzz 6 Mile not 8 Mile...