What does Jason do, exactly? Other than being a fat tub of...

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  1. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    ...shit? :shit:

    So what, he's the Marks Friggin of HowardSternDotCom: a website that has less traffic than Hiroshima in '46? I don't get it. Why is this fat sack of hairy feces even employed?

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  2. koclem

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    I like Jason the best, it's so great how everyone genuinely hates him,he is so hairy and obese and how he takes those anti depressants. What a mess ahahahaha :cheer:

    Radio gold for me. I even listen to the fat guy show.:facepalm:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Good question. :bigthink
     
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    I like Jason! Hes the best. He starts shit (by being honest) and he stands behind it.

    Hes everything Stern isnt.
     
  5. WillyBest

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    He's so fat his blood type is Ragu.
     
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    Jason is at least fun to hate, unlike everyone else.
     
  7. Gay Howard

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    Agree. Love it when Jason is being honest and starting shit!

    Too bad he's such a dope when it comes to politics.
     
  8. Cawn

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    He takes pictures for the website no one visits.
     
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    Nemo has a great SFRT thread every Wednesday and Kaplan always crowbars his way onto that show. I guess he's a producer but I think he's Mutts boss because he puts on the AGT calls and directs that show into a plug mac-hine for the other bullshit shows.

    Fred is so complacent on the Stern show but gets reps for his Jason impression.
     
  11. Time Bandit

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    physically human wise the guy is foul..but mentally he seems ok..not all hoity tooty like baba blabberflapgums is..
    what does he do besides pretend to run the website?
     
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    Jason is the hardest working fucker there... he produces multiple shows.

    And he's honest and called John Hein out for being a shark.... that was the best,,, jason thought they were "bros" .... but learned rather quickly exactly where he stands with that psychopath Hein....

    Viva Jason Kaplan!

    hi Jason (we know you lurk here fat boy)

    bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    He takes up space and uses too much oxygen.
     
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    He eats everything in sight and starts arguments. That's the long and short of it.
     
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    You used the wrong "YOUR" in that sig, bud.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I changed "Staff." The rest was there on the internets.
     
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    He's made a well thought out well informed decision
    NOT to procreate ..............kudos :up:
     
  19. Chimney Portions

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    Good point. I suppose he ain't ALL bad.
     
  20. weenuk

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    Isn't he a secretary or something?