What does Jesus Christ smell like?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    burning dog hair and rubber bands
     
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    if this doesn't get MatthewT back nothing will.
     
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    Happy birthday
     
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    I really enjoyed discussing dinosaurs with him. Also no one better to get into an argument with.
     
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    probably armpit sweat and gefilte.
     
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    as for your question..I believe Jesus smells like ham and cheese Lean Pockets mixed with pine tree car air freshener.
     
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    Traw you are my everything :hug:
     
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    Do those lil bread wafers that are supposed to be the body of Christ to Catholics have a smell?
     
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    Frankincense and myrrh? :dontknow:
     
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    Easter candy. Duh.
     
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    it's not until the 23rd
     
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    [video=youtube;QlNZTLcinoc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlNZTLcinoc[/video]
     
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    thanks
     
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    Did you do anything special?
     
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    went to the bar hung out with friends
    This weekend we are going to this fancy burger place
    http://8ozburgerbarsea.com/