What does Stern talk about with his shrink 3 times a week for an hour each time????

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  1. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Seriously, that man is such a fucking mess when he's on the air and after all these years, his jealousy and envy of others seems to be stronger than ever. After all these years of therapy, he's actually become more insane than he was way before he started to see a shrink.

    Also, what the fuck does he talk to his shrink about 3x a week? I don't talk to anyone on regular basis for 3hrs in total per week. It's not like he leads an amazingly eventful life that he has something to talk about every single time. "I got up at 4am, had a shit, went to work, slept, ate, jerked off to babysitter porn... err... big black dick porn, and here I am to talk to you, doc".

    I just don't get it.

    Anyone wanna speculate what they discuss every time they meet???
     
  2. MGD

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    It's someone that takes all of whining bullshit seriously. At least someone that pretends to for a lot money of course. Money well spent to Howard.
     
  3. Johnny B

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    He has to be paying the shrink over $1,000 an hour.. I wouldn't doubt the shrink is just some guy who nods his head and collects an easy couple hundred grand a year from big nose.
     
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    To find that, did you actually google "beer can cock"?
     
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    If Howard lies about every other aspect of his life on the air what makes anyone believe he pay's some one to tell him how to think when he's made himself a billionaire?
     
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    not exactly sure but based on last week I know he talked about J.Hein. Looks like he is claiming responsibility her J.Hein's success in the small stern world. it's probably a chance to spew his weekly events and the shrink continues to feed his narcissistic behavior. i don't blame the shrink since if stern is willing to pay then why not have a millionaire pay for your vacation home, boat and beemers.
     
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    I don't believe Howard actually goes to a shrink. A couple of times he's slipped up and given conflicting information about his activities on certain days, one minute saying he went somewhere else and later talking about seeing his shrink. It's all part of the "tortured man" image he loves to project and gives him something to talk about on the air.
     
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    Howard could never handle the Captain's "Log"...too big, thick & meaty ;)
     
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  12. NotMyBro

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    Does Ronnie drive him every time to see this shrink? Is Ronnie available 24/7 to him? I never understood their relationship past the show hours...
     
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    Howard also claims to have a 24hr NYC pistol carry permit. No way any judge is issuing that if he's been under psychiatric care for the last 3 decades. He's either lying about one or the other or both ..
     
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    I'm voting for both, I get the impression Howard would piss his pants and faint if he even SAW a gun.
     
  15. Johnny B

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    Either Ronnie drives him or someone from Ronnie's limo company. I think when Howie goes out to the Hamptons, someone drives him out there then he actually drives himself around town.
     
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    If he's honest, his increasingly difficult battle to not come screaming out of the closet...
     
  17. Lou Cypher

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    Nothing a narcissist loves more than to drone on about himself for hours. He HAS to pay someone - no one's listening to that horseshit for free.
     
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    He did mention that he cried about Robin to his shrink. I assume because of her medical condition :dontknow:
     
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    I didn't hear that, but I read it here somewhere. If it's true, that's pretty alarming.
     
  20. Johnny B

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    Probably because he had to buy her a new TV and he has to visit her.