What does the future look like for Howard and Beff?

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    I see a Howard, but a Howard that is not really there. He's got full tilt paranoid dementia and he's got to touch everything four times and not even purell comforts him now. No. Its the Howard Hughes feet in the tissue boxes while he's doing a 'radio show' talking into his shoe, ranting about his bank statements fully convinced everyone is stealing from him.

    As for Beff? Well, Beff. Cashing out earlier would've meant only getting half- only chimneyville in the Hamptons and the 27 cats so that wasn't gonna do. She'll be damned if those daughters get a dime in this lifetime or the next, no. She wants it all. So she's sticking around waiting for him to die so she can twibber out a picture. And every morning she's laying out a trail of cashews just to watch him crawl.
     
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    Also, Howard seems to have trouble remembering things. He keeps asking the same questions over and over, getting facts mixed up,
    and just plain making mistakes.

    It might just be that he doesnt give a shit anymore, but there could be something else as well.
     
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  5. Bye You!

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    I've been noticing this in him and Blobin for quite some time now.
     
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    She'd furnish herself with way bigger bucks as 'the grieving widow Stern'. Ronnie should check his brakes :whistle:
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I cannot read your screen name without chuckling.


     
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    have you seen the documentary "The Beals of Grey Gardens"?

    beth will have squandered howard's fortune so they can no longer afford servants. chiney castle will fall into disrepair and become overrun with feral cats and raccoons. no one will ever clean anything whatsoever because there were always servants to do that before. trash will collect in dunes inside the house. beth will parade around in bathing suits and pretend she's a star. the only difference is that beth and howard never belonged to high society and never had any class. starring howard as "Big Edie" and beth as "Little Edie"


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    You just gave me a reason for Loving Beth!
    And when the divorce is filed, love will turn to worshiping Beth.
     
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    Remember when imus did the nappyheaded hoes thing, and Howard went on about how Deirdre was going to wonder why they weren't bring invited to the parties anymore and why she would have to cancel her book tour???

    just like that
     
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    i think he will go like Johnny Carson: hang out at home, go to the beach occasionally. get a pot belly from inactivity. meanwhile beff will be the socialite wife. in 10 years he will die and beff and the kids will fight over the estate.
     
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    spot on

    Also, don't forget the gay stuff. He'll go full-homo when the part of his brain that tells him he needs to suppress those tendencies completely deteriorates.....................and it's already halfway there.

    He'll be doing photo-shoots with the pool boy, buying and naming dildos, generously applying make-up to himself even when he's not being filmed/photographed, THE SURGERIES!!! :ohnoes:, he'll start referring to himself as "Mommy" to their pets, constantly in slippers and monogrammed satin robes, etc.

    We ain't seen nothin' yet!

    :munch:

    Don't underestimate her mental midgetry. If nothing else, Howard is half-assed parenting her, and while on the one hand he's certainly indulging and financing it, on the other he's kind of keeping her spoiled, infantile lunacy at least somewhat in check.

    When he dies, the vultures will be circling her, as karma dictates. Everyone from her convicted fraudster father to "charity" scammers will have their hands out and deep into her giant purses.

    It's not how much he leaves her/how well she positions herself in the will at the time of his death; it's who he puts in charge of what money he does leave her, as well as who she winds up hooking up with after he dies.

    And if she is left solely to her own devices, that will spell complete and utter financial disaster.........................as well as a few other kinds of disasters.

    again: :munch:
     
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    Don't expect Beth to divorce Howard. She doesn't want to just live comfortably for the rest of her life. She wants to mingle in celebrity circles. No matter the hypothetical cash settlement, the social event invites dry up when she ceases to be "Mrs. Howard Stern."

    Now, nearly 41 years old and with deteriorating looks, she has zero chance of roping in a man who can come close to Howard's money and status.

    Could Wiggy dump her instead? eehhhh. She does still serve a purpose. He's lazy and I think he cares less and less about women, but something is holding him back from exiting the closet. So, why bother putting in the effort to find another gal who will look the other way for his homosexual dalliances (allegedly)?
     
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    I don't think she is that smart. I think she actually thinks of herself as a celebrity now, and doesn't need Stern to mingle with celebs. I'm hoping anyway. B/c even funnier than them getting divorced would be for Beth to be shut out of all red carpets after that.:c
     
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    Plus, I think she's been handled since she left college. She ain't the brains behind marrying Howard, that's for damned sure. Judy and/or the felon are more than likely behind it all.
     
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    her name has been left out of the kimmel wedding press stories. that's got to be devastating. howard's going to have to set up another tv show for her to fail at again.
     
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    That's just because they are self-centered assholes.
     
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    Ummmmm these two laughing as they retireto an easy life with old mens money they got with their love. :facepalm:
     
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    Look at her giant bag front and center.

    That girl is really clueless.
     
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    And what is with Beth's frumpy, wrinkled dress? And an elastic waist? This must have been taken when Beth was still trying to convince Howard she buys $27 dresses.
    & those frickin' earrings. You can buy those for $5 in SoHo.