What does the world need sharks for?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Are there any other lines you'd like to steal from Howard or just this one?
     
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    predators keep the populations in check. most "prey" animals breed way more than is necessary to maintain a healthy population. predators serve the function of keeping the numbers low enough such that the prey species have sufficient room and food to survive. otherwise they would breed themselves out of food and space.

    sabertooth tigers arose when their prey animals were getting too numerous, and they vanished when their prey populations got small.

    sharks are the same way. they don't evolve. they just cull back the herds.
     
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    howard is an ass. bm can't help himself.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    huh?
     
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    You need sharks so other sharks can fuck, how stupid are you
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    would u fuck a shark
     
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    for boots

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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    whaaaaa
     
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    If it put on some lipstick, quite possibly
     
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    Ever eat shark? Good stuff.
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    really?
     
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    lots of sea scallops served in restaurants are actually sharkfin cut with a cookie cutter to look like scallops.
     
  14. wigtropolis

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    wouldn't a scallop be cheaper:dontknow:
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    look at this faggot jocking HALs schtick


    oh and i stole your thread title because id do it better :grad:
     
  16. Napoleon V2

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    For Shark Week.
     
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    Sharks are like the oceans' vultures. They're nature's garbage collectors.
     
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    [video=youtube;8gciFoEbOA8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gciFoEbOA8[/video]
     
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    Sharks are the oceans bald eagles.
     
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    and they are a good fuyck!