What Does Tim Do All Day?

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    What Does Tim Sabean Do All Day?

    Following that line of thought -- how freaking difficult would it have been to create a LITTLE decent radio content on "the channels" ?

    Even with the apparent $0.0 budget available, someone with creativity could have done wonders.

    Instead of just throwing bones to wackpackers and martlings, how about finding some good local people willing to license their stuff for free in return for national exposure?

    How about rounding up desperate but talented podcasters and offering them the same deal?

    How about letting listeners audition for a chance to earn the same $150 that Riley gets?

    How about finding more stand-up comedians to work for free / for free plugs?

    I've never listened to a single show other than THSS and TWUS, because just based on the names they sound like what someone who doesn't understand Mad Magazine would come up with for a radio channel if they were determined to drive people away.

    What the hell does Tim Sabean do all day besides policing SFN?
     
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  2. Nemo

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    HOWARD ALLAN STERN programs his channels with his marbles.
    Tim is paid to take the beating that Stern deserves!
    Stern & Buchwald pocket all the Sirius money and use the channels to make more marbles.
    Gordon Gekknose is the real villain.
     
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    Why would Howard ever take the chance and put something on HIS channels that would be more popular and entertaining than his show?? It wouldn't be too difficult to be more fun and funny than Howie these days.

    THAT is the real deal!!
     
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    Tim Sabean eats cookies all day.

    Cookies were created by man, so they'll be eaten by that man -- Tim Sabean.

    Tim Sabean will be on Roundtable next week or week after to talk to mutt about a bunch of upcoming things....

    I suspect and have said in other threads they will hire Tom Leykis ... an unfunny cunthole but he's represented by Don Buchwald ....

    It's all about giving some marbles to Buchwald....

    I pray I am wrong.... but the marbles are strong....
     
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    Thanks, first audible chuckle I've had in weeks.

    :)
     
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    yayyyy!!!!!!!!
     
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    Listen. The reason I have not given Mary Ann from Brooklyn her own show on these channels is that I don't believe she has planned her work and worked her plan. She has her sites set on a set with no site and until she presents me with something reasonably reasonable for these channels I cannot risk my good name in giving her a show that has never been seen.
     
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    Sits on his fat ass all day answering his 5 cellphones.
     
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    Tim has a pretty cush job and I imagine his stressful days include things like:

    - Call Riley with message of "no additional air time for you!"
    - Scan SFN for troublesome threads not detected by moderator tools
    - Wander by conference rooms to scrounge for leftover food
    - Get new picture of Ross' receding hair line
    - Contact show friends with podcasts with offer to re-broadcast them for free
    - Reply to subscriber complaints about the channels to deflect any criticism with corporate double-talk
     
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    I think he does something involving projects and intiatives.
     
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    edit
     
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    The key words: scumbags, sleazebags, mouth breathers, and double-crossers.
     
  13. Shvoogie Button

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  14. Peau de Soie

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    Fair enough -- I've changed my title to include his last name -- MODS, please change the listing title accordingly, if you care to.
     
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    Tim sits at his desk debating whether or not do consume the green drink while anxiously waiting for 10am to roll around for howard to
    end his shit show and either take a nap, head home or to his shrinks office.
     
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    The short answer is, not a goddamn thing. He also eats copious amounts of food.
     
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    Nothing when it comes to the Stern Show. He does jack shit.
     
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    Is Tim still on the Dr. Ronnie Diet?
     
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    Tim spends a lot of time in federal prison, consulting with Bernie madoff on how Howard can squeeze even more money out of Sirius and their subscribers.
     
  20. Peau de Soie

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    You mean the one where you blow up past your original size within 6-12 months?

    Yeah, apparently.