what doesn't the wig get a vasectomy?

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  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Instead of being the only married 60 year old that puts on a bag climbs on top of his wife and cums during first insertion.
     
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    he's afraid his junk will quit working. at least that's what he says. maybe his junk doesn't even work anymore. maybe that's why they haven't divorced. she gets all the benefits and no longer has to let mr. burns' boney body crawl on top of her. howard would want her to stick around so that he can keep making up stories about how much they bang and she can call or come in every now and then to confirm the lies.
     
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    because you can't get a guy pregnant by cumming in his asshole
     
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    If he wears a condom AFTER Beth cant have kids anymore... clearly he knows & thinks she was a hooker.
     
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    his balls have been inside of one of beff oats hand bags for years. :c
     
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    The neurotic gork is practically afraid of his own shadow. ofcourse he's afraid of a surgery. ANd I'm not convinced he's even still fucking his hooker anymore just to keep up appearances .. I think that ship has sailed and they're more like coworkers now
     
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    are we sure he's telling the troof about wearing a condom. howard lies.
    i'm not sure WHY he would lie....unless he's just a pathological liar but lately everything about him is questionaboe.

    as far as a vasectomy, as hoohoo already mentioned, howard is petrified of most surgery (and i say "most" because he's definitely had cosmetic procedures)because even though he's almost blind, he's afraid of getting lasik which would enable him to throw out his old lady glasses.
     
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    Vasectomies don't protect against STDs (allegedly)
     
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    She is only 41 so she prob can still have kids..downs baby kids, but kids none the less.
     
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    That was something that always bothered me, and it still goes on. The idea that she can get pregnant at this point is laughable. They'd have to do in vitro in order to have a kid. I have friends in their late 30's having problems. Believe me, that ship has sailed.
     
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    Not so much..she probably can have kids, but only down syndrome kids.
     
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    They'd probably need to do in vitro or hormone treatment. I doubt they could get it done naturally.
     
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    oh those dawktehs.....sometimes you go in...you don't come out.

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    You mean a hysterectomy don't you?

    Howard definitely has a vagina.
     
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    He doesn't get a vasectomy bc he would then have to F is wife without a condom. HPV, Syphillis anyone?
     
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    I never understood this. I mean yeah she's not a supermodel or close to a 10 but she's a decent looking gold digging user. Sex with condoms? Even Dax Sheppard was like WTF when he heard that on the show. I'm sure Beth is so thrilled too. Would Nacho or Stamos use a condom?

    She'll be happy when she get out with big money and has young guys with no condoms. That's my guess.
     
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    It is her history being a 'Europeoan super model"..you can't make $1400 bucks a day with that face doing a legit job...
     
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    A friend of mine that is 42 is pregnant with twins. It was definitely not planned. So it is possible.
     
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    Uh ohhhh..Dtard babies...
     
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    There's no reason to get a vasectomy - Beth isn't fucking him. They don't even live together and get separate rooms when they stay at hotels on vacations.