Stern Show What ETM could have been...

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I watch these Shriner's hospital for kids commercials and that cute kid Alex is adorable. He was dealt a shit hand in life, but is all positive and upbeat.

    Fucking ETM chose to be a miserable little prick. How funny would it have been if they chose Eric to do those commercials and appearances, then he just starts making all his bullshit demands and blurting out all his hateful shit...

    ADORABLE UPBEAT KID vs. MISERABLE DEMANDING PRICK

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    "I'm club fucking footed you asswipe!!"
     
  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The same people who hate wrestling because it is fake hate ETM.
     
  4. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    :etm: :rip:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    ETM rarely broke kayfabe, imo
     
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    Break out the helium tank. That kid looks like he's game!
     
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    You know what to do...
     
  8. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I watch that commercial and imagine ETM rolling into the shot and start yelling at the nice kid, it fucking cracks me up and my girlfriend has no idea what I'm laughing about...
     
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    He was delt a horrible hand in life. OK, a club foot too.
     
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    Eric was the honey badger, he didn't give a shit. :etm:
     
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    That Alex kid has a future. Great camera presence.
     
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    That commercial is on every 20 minutes. That kid is adorable. He is so good he almost gets me to think about considering to possibly make a donation.

    The joke is on him though. Eric got tons of free shit for being a dickhead, including laid for free with multiple whores. That dumb kid is probably still a virgin
     
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    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    He could e been a lot of things, but he was a self-entitled asshole
     
  15. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    In the kids defense, Im guessing hes about 9-10 years old. Let the kid turn 18 and Dennis Hoff should have him out to the ranch...
     
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    he could have been werewolf food.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Give to them and st Jude's. 2 great organizations. They need your help.
     
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    I can cut the shtick for a minute. I have been to shriners. They are great. I agree 100% with this.
     
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  19. Jayla

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    Sweet bubba. :( Bless his little soul.

    I would suggest maybe Eric didn't start out that angry and ungrateful. Just a guess.

    Shriner's is a great organization. I know a family who was helped by them.
     
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    Geez, I forgot how fucked up Eric's hands were. I'd be pissed, too.