What Ever Happened To: Beefarino's giftscriptions?

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Remember when Beefus was content to just show up once every couple months and wear everyone's patience real thin with the nasal voice to hock something benign like magazine subscriptions.

    Now 544 red carpets later, little did we know how deep this parasite was going to bore.

    [video=youtube;o-Y_v3FhGNc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Y_v3FhGNc[/video]

    "That IS a great gift."
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  2. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    It's around.
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

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    I'm having a lot of meetings on this Robin.
     
  4. koclem

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    Howard is using the deep voice machine on this one
     
  5. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    She quit as their corporate sponsor because she doesn't want to famous and she was getting too much recognition from being the Giftsubscriptions.com spokesperson.
     
  6. HooHoo

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    I! LOVE! MAGAZINES!
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  7. schnauzer

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    She couldn't even fuckin' pronounce it :facepalm:
     
  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    It's really cool ...you get like this thing you can make into a box and it looks like my chin and has all these magazine
    subs you can get......the only difference is I'm not knocking on your door...I'm really excited about this product.

    Hey any of you 2x'S...I can also wing you a deal on acetate lingerie with fake feathers....

    and if you need a cheap henley......


    supermodoe beefus pignose thunder thighs bigfoot too many teeth too large a mouth and head slutstrosky

    Her mother Judy husband is a felon uglyface embarrassingstrosky was a modoe too....we've all heard of judy ostrosky...especially the court system in
    beaverballs pittsburgh.......

    In pittsburgh..finishing school is a 6 week course at Montgomery Wards....it's called Wendy Ward charm school....



    f-mutt
     
  9. RonHeinzkaboot

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    they are being sold door to door by the 15 Foundation kids
     
  10. wigtropolis

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    garden in a box
     
  11. Imus O Sternsky

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    She couldn't work for a company if she couldn't spell it's name. So from now on her "work" is cat and dog.
     
  12. HooHoo

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    I could see Catscriptions becoming a hoe thing. Watching her try to say it would be epic like watching a guy from India try to pronounce "rheumatoid".

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  13. beetlejosh

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  14. HooHoo

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    You forgot human windshield wiper

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  15. sloth22

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    She had to stop doing it when she and Howard got married.

    The same way he can't sell an ad on his own behalf, his immediate family can't.
     
  16. HorsetoothBeth

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    "Gifsh...Gifscripshon!"

    "I love this company!"
     
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    This was Howard's way for her to take a sponsor and parlay it into a way for her to earn some "Christmas money" of her own. She must have stomped and pouted to get him to do this little piss on the fans. Might have been the beginning of the end.
     
  18. beetlejosh

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