What genetic component causes "Man" to smell his fingers after scratching his Balls

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Much like how 'man' cannot sneeze without closing his eyes... or, how 'man' cannot hold his breathe long enough to die... What in 'mans' genetic coding requires him to have to smell his hand immediately after scratching his scrotum? ... Why was this feature incorporated into 'mans' original blueprinting?
     
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    probably the same one that makes him look at his poop everytime he shits. Or maybe just a way to tell if he needs to shower?
     
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    Same reason everyone stops to smell their own poots. I dont think it's a gender thing to be honest.
     
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    hi teddy
     
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    oh fuck thats not teddy
     
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    It's Teddy.
     
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    :mad: this fag is using teddy av
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Why did you steal Ted's av?
     
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    If Scrotal smell was a barometer, then we'd need to shower every 2-3 of hours
     
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    huh?
     
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    But, being as we feel instinctually compelled to do so.. there must have been a reason for this maneuver at some point in "mans" existence?
     
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    cavemen don't shower, so why should I. My woman loves the rank, she wants to see heat waves coming off my junk and buzzards circling our house
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do you always smell something when you scratch your balls? Is it a urine smell like Howard has?
     
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    I think you're a little too involved in the daily goings on here ... This is a clear indicator that you should get out & socialize more
     
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    Sometimes it is.. Other times its altogether different
     
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    The need to cleanse oneself is certainly instinctual in the animal world....Therefore, its likely a safe bet that the same applies to Homo-Sapiens

    And, NO one enjoys the smell of "ballsack" after a long day working in the sun...
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What about Comfort Wipes?
     
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    I'm sure they'd work...But, 2 -3 hours later, they'd likely be back to their usual state of unpleasantness
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I think they probably put some sort of lemony scent on top of the odor.