What guests/type of guests should artie have had on by now?

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by SlowAdam, Jan 6, 2016.

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Which of these guests that Artie could realistically book, should be booked by now after a year?

  1. Norm MacDonald

  2. David Spade

  3. Nick "the Dick" Dipaolo (talk about the end of Direct TV show)

  4. Mark Grace (to corroborate Dan's bullshit Chicago stories and tell his own epic pussy/DUI stories)

  5. Liz & Marie

  6. someone very close to him (his mom or Stacy or Dana/Adrianne)

  7. Bocchetti's mom (that poor woman)

  8. more current/ex Stern staffers besides Hi Pitch Mike, Jackie, John, Billy West (HTV guys?)

  9. a CURRENT star local New York athlete (Yankees, Giants, Knicks, etc.)

  10. OTHER/someone else (list below)

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  1. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    So Artie has done close to 200 podcasts and been doing this for about 15 months, I'm a little surprised he hasn't gotten friends like norm, spade, dipaolo, etc who would all be great and everyone would want to hear be on the show with him telling some uncensored stories. He is in/around New York City, celebs, athletes, musicians and others love him from the stern show, why not get some bigger name guests on besides Judah Friedlander? Who would you like to see booked that he or Dan could realistically book?
     
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    Howard Stern
     
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    "realistically"
     
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    Beth Stern.
     
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    Norm Macdonald and Nick Dipaolo are the two I would like to hear the most.It's a mystery why Norm has not been on the Nick and Artie show,the direct tv show or the podcast yet,at the very least a phone-in.No way Nick is coming in with Artie's boyfriend (Falato) there.
     
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    Norm is the most obvious, but I am very curious about Nick..

    Artie was on Nick's podcast shortly after ALS went belly up, but in the 20 months since, neither has appeared on either's podcast.

    In that time, Nick has hinted (on different shows) about Artie obviously being back on drugs and and some new-ish falling out they've had. I'm sure it will never be made public, but I would like to hear them together again at some point.

    Also, the HowardTV guys, like Scott DePace and Gange, are a must. Weird they haven't been on to dish the dirt. Artie must still think there's a possibility of reconciliation and thinks it would be bad form, having those guys on.

    What I'd really like is for Fred Norris to come on and just start slinging shit.
     
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    Norm might guest on Nick or Artie when his book comes out later this year. At least, I hope he does.

    Artie seems to tweet occasionally to or about Norm but Norm never seems to respond. Norm was pretty tight with Sam Simon and Artie went after him with a vengeance before he checked out, not sure if that has anything to do with it. I think Norm might be one of these guys who cuts folks out of his life if they cross a certain line.

    IIRC awhile back someone told Artie on twitter that it looked like there was a beef between him and Nick, and Nick jumped in and denied it in Nick's singular fashion.
     
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    But yeah, definitely some long-lasted bad blood between Nick and Felato. The fact that Felato makes a living from it alone would keep me from ever subscribing to Art's podcast.
     
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    I think now that Artie and Falato are officially an item, they just pool their money together :dontknow:
     
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    Norm, obviously.

    DiPaolo would be good, especially if he and Falato really have issues.

    Basically anyone other than Twitchels and that woman who hasn't been around lately and whose name I don't even want to say
     
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    Just heard Artie on a random podcast called The Comic's Comic where he claims to have had dinner with Norm "a little under a year ago around the time he last did Conan" and that they talk on the phone all the time.

    So... Norm won't even do a phoner for the podcast?
     
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    I'd like to see Elegant stop by for a chat.
     
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    ha, like artie would even give that psycho his address

    edit: gangsta, riiiight?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Can you imagine if he had Elegant and Bocchetti over at the same time?
     
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    from the recent maxim magazine article posted in the stern forum:

    Indeed! Besides doing stand-up, you also host a podcast. Who's your dream guest?

    We get horrible guests. Nobody comes on. I dunno, that’s a hard question. Keith Richards, I guess? Mick Jagger. Bill Murray. Chevy Chase. Anybody from the original SNL days. I should try calling people. We never call anyone.

    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/artie-takes-another-shot-at-howard-in-maxim-magazine.172876/

    edit: damn, earn your $6.95/month falatto. he needs to step it up and get on artie to step it up with his contacts/name
     
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    I don't understand how Felatio has all these big time connections, and they can't do a pre-taped interview if need be??? And for fuck's sake Art.....call Norm......have Colin on more......call Nick. These fucks do nothing but sit around and talk about themselves anyway, why not do it on a podcast with almost 10,000 subscribers supposedly.
     
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    @RODFROMBAYSIDE when are you on next? you should have at least a small segment on there for a prank call or two once a month if you are willing and able. any new calls in the pipeline?
     
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    Nothing in the pipeline at the moment but I do have a few ideas for my next one
     
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    I'm sure a million people have said this already (including me and I forgot), but that dogsitter call was a masterpiece work of art
     
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