what happened to all the jokes?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PelicanWig, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I have not so much as giggled or even chuckled at this mess Howard presents as a comedy radio show in years! Come on man, put in a little effort please! What a fucking piece of shit the bird faced Jew has become... Oh and his wife (the one calling the shots) should choke to death on Arab cum!


    Allegedly
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    So why do you still listen?
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    It's like hitting yourself in the face with a baseball bat. Because it feels so good when you stop. :derp:
     
  4. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    To be honest Death i'm not even sure. I was addicted for so long I am having trouble letting go. You are right I should just stop but I am having trouble doing so. It's kind
    of like when you have a wound that hurts when you touch it, but for some reason you keep touching it. I blame no one but myself.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Same reason I jerk off with broken glass.

    Gotcha.
     
  6. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I'm about 8 months in without listening to a single minute and I don't regret it for a nanosecond. I even jumped on one of those subscriber deals for an XM Onyx for $19.99, got that, sold my old Starmate Replay, switched my online listening to XM with it, so now I couldn't listen to old Wiggy even if I wanted to without paying for the premium package. Fuck that. :jj: I've got O&A for laughs now.
     
  7. j shmuck

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    If you want to laugh you should have jumped ship a long time ago to O&A, Artie, and podcasts like Carolla, Florentine, Bill Burr ect. They all have the type of humor that made us fans of Stern.

    As Gary explained, the Stern show is no longer a comedy show. Aware that he had to join the pc police in order to maintain in good standing with nbc, and that he can no longer insult or offend the "wrong people" because there are dinner parties to attend, he has revamped his show.

    The Stern show is basically what the Larry King show was on Cnn. A long form 1-1 interview with Robin calling into the show. If there are laughs to be had, they must come from the guest
     
  8. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    You are absolutely right I drive a truck for a living and I just need to change things up. I love you guys on dawgs and need to change things up!
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    he's dried up and to PC, today they tried to make a funny quick bit and played Black Siri (from the iphone) afterwards the Wig quickly said...well it should be called urban Siri not black, right Robin? btw the silent pauses are so awkward, that never happened when Jackie or Artie were in.
     
  10. teriaki

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    Give Norm Macdonald's podcast a go. It's got some pretty hard laughs.

    Also, if you haven't gone through everything Ricky Gervais related, that too.
     
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    [video=youtube;dteBUV_coN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dteBUV_coN8[/video]
     
  12. EddyG

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    This is me. I listened to the AGT talk, and now Marianne from Brooklyn talking about the fans, like she is now elevated to show member, and the fans are the other people.I can`t see the show getting worse.I am moving towards O and A more and more since getting their channel. Its not because O and A are so great, its just Stern is repelling me more and more.
     
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    O & A were fucking fantastic last week. They were live from Montreal, Canada. They've had Colin Quinn sitting it throughout the entire shows and goddamn he, Norton and Cumia are hilarious.
     
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    Bill Burr too
     
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    where's the funny?

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  16. teriaki

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    Oh shit, I'll have to give it a shot. He's one of my favorite characters on Breaking Bad.
     
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    His Monday Morning Podcast is really good. Just Bill ranting about this and that.
     
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    You mean the ETM, Johnny Fratto and Jeff the Drunk segment didnt make u laugh so hard you pissed your pants?
     
  19. teriaki

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    I subscribe on iTunes. June had two episodes with Gilbert. I assume he's running behind / vacationing for July and will be back at some point.
     
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    This. I laughed more in two days listening to them and the other comedians they had as guests last week than all of this year listening to Wiggy. Even the lunch date bit with Norton and the two girls was pretty funny.