Stern Show What happened to Ralph

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  1. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    We haven't heard from Ralph C in a really long time. Is he sick, or depressed....
    He used to call in every day and had purpose in his life when he had the Geektime show and AGT.
    But now - he's pushing 50 with nothing going on.
    Where is he?
     
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    Don't ask...don't tell...
     
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    Who gives a fuck.
     
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    Massive drug problem. Will be dead in 2 1/2 years
     
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    He's around

    Howard's dick
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    No tag, no peace
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Exactly what's going to happen to this thread without a tag! PS Ralph has got the AIDS this year...jk no idea...
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  8. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    The HIV
     
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    Ralph no longer listens.
     
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    I think a few weeks ago someone here on the board said that his name was brought up on the show and Howard said something like "I wish Ralph would call in and explain what's going on........."
     
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    He's busy cleaning Howard's underwear with his tongue.
     
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    Full blown gay AIDS.
     
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    He found out he is no longer sterns 'other woman' ,turk replaced him... ,I do remember long ago on the show, when ever the staff on the show went out, ralph would say he would go and he would never turn up. And then it was brought up on air that ralph was depressed maybe not leaving his house much , had anxiety issues or something... but stern shut the conversation down,maybe he is having another episode? .... He always struck me as a bit precious., never got married didn't seem to have much stability in his life.

    Or perhaps he is just pissed off with how the show has 'evolved' and won't call in because he doesn't see the point? Eric the midget is dead {ralph was a huge fan apparently}, KC isn't around , Artie has gone,sal and richard are leashed in their cell in the back the show is different under turk, maybe ralph doesn't think he can fit in there?
     
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    He inherited a boatload of money from Sam Simon and he just parties with Justin Bieber and Johnny Manziel....
     
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    Howard asked him to call in on Thursday, Friday and federal holidays
     
  16. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    I feel like he was really happy when he had Geektime. He took that seriously. He used to prepare a lot for the show and really got excited about having guests on that he thought were cool. He used to love doing the show from comic on.
    I got the sense that he thought it might lead to a permanent gig doing a show somewhere. Like that was his new career.
    Then Howard just cancelled it. In one fell swoop he ended everything and Ralph's dreams and hopes crumbled around him. Howard showing him - I made you and you're nothing without me.
    That could lead to a depressive episode.
     
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    Love Ralph. Hope he is okay.
    Wonder if he posts here? And who he might be?
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Ralphs girlfriend for a while. I dont think he is gay or bi but just too self absorbed and immature to have a real relationship with a female
     
  19. Divorce Chicken

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    Howard is a recluse. No more AGT. He doesn't need a dresser. Ralph's still on the payroll from a hush money standpoint, but there's nothing for him to do.
     
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