What happened to the @dawg roast?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Sep 2, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I had so much material prepared.
     
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  2. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    It's around
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    From what I saw, everyone who tried to be funny to get into the roast choked embarrassingly





    It was like comedy caught bowel cancer
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So it was literally every thread ever made
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    pass
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    worse.
     
  7. FunnyFarm2

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    It would have been a huge fail. There are only a few funny people here and most of the time they don't even know they're being funny.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's a bingo

    The people here that TRY to be funny? Holy shit it's like a comedic apocalypse
     
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  9. Shivvy

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    are you saying Schmoopy isnt the next Carlin?
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    @Mr Warmth
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    i think that @GaryPuppet would be great when it comes to roasting people
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You mean dead? :pray:
     
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    Maybe I shouldn't judge. Hell, I laugh when a llama spits in someones face or a monkey throws shit at a little kid at the zoo. What the fuck do I know?
     
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    soon
     
  15. Shivvy

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    like over a fire :chair:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You misspelled "stalking"
     
  17. Shivvy

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    they wanna ban us on capitol hill... :dancin:
     
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  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I can't believe you spelled that correctly. It should be capitalized though.
     
  20. garypagetwo

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    I had some good shit lined up. I think Dawg pussied out no offense
     
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