What happens first.... A divorce or Howard's death?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Will Howard divorces Beth or do they stay married, he dies and Beth's 20 year old lover uses Howard's urn as a cum spittoon??


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  2. pronto

    pronto New Member Banned User

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    Howard's death
     
  3. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Are they married?
    Remember, the official story is this:

    They got married for real during the summer in a private ceremony. No pictures. No evidence.

    Then they had the fake public marriage.

    This explains why Beth O legal name is Ostrovsky and not Stern.

    Either way. Her 5 year contract is up in a couple of month. Wonder if Howard renews her or not. The only thing that is for sure is that Howard will come out of the closet the same day his parents dies.

    oh...
    If Howard dies: Imagine the lawsuit that are going to be dropped from left/right.
    Ralph: "I was married to Howard for 20 years in secret."
    Scott Ostrovsky "I took care of Howard's of shore back accounts. I think I keep em"
    Howard's brothers: "Beth was never sexually with Howard. We were..."
     
  4. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Yes, in all the articles about the purchase of the Florida mansion, it says Beth Ostrosky not Stern.
     
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  5. Mr Vengeance

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    Divorce.

    Because if Howie dies, we're going to have to have an autopsy, aren't we? We're going to have to find out if Howie died from natural causes, or if it was poisoned wig glue....
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  6. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Oh, losing money again will be the death of him. She makes her grab, he explodes and his heart stops.
     
  7. cbeefyt

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    Death. The only one happy in that relationship is Beth, and a divorce would fuck Howard's head up even more.
     
  8. Bentknee

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    Death. She has access to all of his money and never has to see him. It's the perfect situation. Why mess up a good thing with a divorce.
     
  9. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    I'm hoping they both expire simultaneously in tragic kiln explosion.

    And therefore, Ashley's boyfriend/dealer Octavius gets 1/3 of Howie's loot.
     
  10. Lou Skunt

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    Death. That cunt isn't going anywhere. Why should she? She has a 52M mansion in Florida and will hit the mother lode when the old Pelican finally dies. Funny thing is, Howard may outlive her if he inherited his parents good health genes. That would be a fitting end to the gold digger's fairy tale.
     
  11. Lou Skunt

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    :bigthink
    I like your ending better than mine. :D
     
  12. KShow

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    He's already dead inside; trying to turn Beth O. into a celebrity, pretending to do a radio show, claiming to be "America's Judge." His body just needs to catch up.

    On the other hand, Beth will ignore all of Howard's faults, as she has been, as long as it benefits her financially. Stern will always find a way to make a buck.

    Death it is.
     
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  13. blottomsup

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    One thing is for sure. If the marriage ends in divorce, Beth will initiate it, not Howard.
     
  14. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    5 year anniversary coming up in Oct. She can cash out big soon.
     
  15. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    The question is when does the real payout kick in for Beth in the prenup? And will she get more money if he "accidentally" dies in his will?
     
  16. Beth143nacho

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    id laugh my ass off if howard kicked the bucket and bethj inherited everything, then just blew it on coke and trying to build a career... You cant honestly tell me that, with howards legal acumen, that the prenup is worth the paper its written on...
     
  17. TaTa Toothy

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    Divorce for sure. Howard lost out on looks in the gene pool, but hit the jackpot with the longevity gene. As much as I'd love to hear him and his kiss-asser's rip Beth to shreds on air post divorce I'm hoping it all plays out after he retires. Just the thought of him sitting alone in chimnneyville, crying over his lost marbles with no venue to vent his anger makes me happy. :dance2:
     
  18. Judy Garland

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    This is easy. DIVORCE.

    Beth Ono is out of there the moment she hits the big payoff date (ten years of marriage in many cases.) No more sucking on tiny, shriveled heeb penis and a big payday?

    It's a no-brainer. Even for Beth.
     
  19. Herc

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    I hope Beth has Third Party Reproduction and takes Howard's daughters to court in order to completely destroy the Stern Clan. Rape them of all their Inheritance. Force them to Hook or write a Tell All Book . . .
     
  20. Judy Garland

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    Tywin, is that you?

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