what happens if you eat a wendy's spicy chicken guacmole sandwich an then bike 40 mi?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    if you guessed "you almost shit your bibs on mile 32" then you're 100% right.
     
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    ps: the sanwich is delishus.

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    did you have to hit the woods, or did you make it home?
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

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    i stopped for aboot 10 minutes an had terrible cramps. they started low, like i was going to poop right away. an then those subsided a little an then i got high cramps like under my pancreas or something. i pedaled the final 8 miles an made it home, but it was terrible.
     
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    Mexican Mistress Curse is starting to work its magic. In a week, your dick will fall off. :coffee:
     
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    I had a wendys burger a week ago or so. Worked like a fast acting laxitive
     
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    there was literally not a single place to stop to poop withoot being seen by everyone who went by. plus i don't want to sit on a bike seat after i diarrhea'd an wasn't able to wipe my butt.
     
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    everything is all good there, cisco! :cheer:
     
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    i love me some smarmy frannie.:cheer:
     
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    are we all maxed oot on reps or something? what the fuckzies?
     
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    this fucking guacamole chicken club samwich was so good but it tottally made me have to poop. or maybe it was the baked sweet potato i had from wendy's. that was so good too.
     
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    did you ride your bike to and from wendy's?
     
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    Like I said..."In a week...". :ucoffee:

    Watch out, buddy. You're next. :p
     
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    no i got wendy's on my way home from work because i worked late an then i ate it an then i went for a ride an then i had to poop.
     
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    That shirt looks like its made for a midget methhead. :D
     
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    looks like it's for a fat midget cause it's short an wide, just like a fat midget.
     
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    I enjoy a fine piece of chicken

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    not actual size :secret: