What happens if you're white, but still like watermelon?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Or fried chicken. :dontknow:
     
  2. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm white and like Fried Chicken..... should I be worried? :worried:

    Even worse, my wife likes watermelon AND fried chicken... :ohnoes:
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I love em both. Bought my second watermelon of the year today.
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It means you've prolly got some blaek in ya somewhere. You Sicilian?
     
  5. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

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    fuck off
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    popeyes is the shiznit
     
  7. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    u wake up to a burning cross

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  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :jj:
     
  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I bought a dwarf seedless watermelon yesterday, but I am afraid to eat it.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i saw a little girl running around the sidewalk today eating watermelon an her face was all red. watermelon doesn't stain your face red. i wonder what she was eating before that. it was all up in her grill.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    those is good bro. chill it an eat it.

    pro tip: only faggitz put salt on watermelon
     
  12. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    how about if before you eat it you say, "i'm gonna hab me some wattymelon"?
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i gonna eat it til i belly full.
     
  14. Frog

    Frog New Member

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    Then you're a Wigger.

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  15. EOMS

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  16. boxers

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    Welll.....crackers only eat seedless watermelon
     
  17. boxers

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    a good cracker is well aware that when you accidentally score a poor quality melon thats low on sugar a little salt helps bring out whatever sugar there is in it
     
  18. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    O.P. is a moron.
     
  19. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    I like Kool Aid too.

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  20. boxers

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    and the best melona to fuck are fresh of the vine and warmed by the sun