What happens when the women of "The View" get up close and personal with Howard's loo

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    k. The teeth, the hair,,,,,,you just know Behar is chomping her teeth! Howard will come across extremely uncomfortable and cobbly wobbly. Can't wait!:c
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    howard will look like a pencil around those old fatties
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    have u ever seen the talk, ruffy? holy shit i dare u to watch 1 show.... most annoying people ever on the planet
     
  4. GaryPuppet

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    I hope he holds Elizabeth like a bowling ball... 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink :)
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    all they will say is beth was on our show and she is AMAZING~ a-m-a-z-i-n-g
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    I still can't believe he's going on that trainwreck of a show.

    :jrolleyes:
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    A group of women like that are all into yo bizness and they will probably scare the hell outta Sensitive Stern.. Howard likes distance.
     
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    Come on, they aren't going to ask anything deep nor personal. It's a fluff show with fluff cohosts and guests.
     
  9. Frank Snotra

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    They'll all kvetch about the best place to get their nails done. Then a plug for AGT. A "NEVER BEFORE SEEN!!" clip from AGT. A plug for his beautiful wife and her nsal.
    The yentas will comment about how Howard is now such a "clean, fine boy" (ala Ed Sullivan with Elvis)
    And then there's the repeated clips for a week
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Whoopi's gonna beat his ass down.
     
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    Whoppi farts on the view... howard beware!
     
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    1 more. Howard will make an innocuous statement on some sort of social injustice that will light up the applause sign and it will show everyone what a deep thinker he is (when he's not thinking of himself)
    Or could he possibly do the Vanna-gets-a-bouquet move too?
     
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    They will kiss his old, bony, white @$$.
     
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    well he can't go to the old standby (making fun of Leno) so obviously his only other content is pimping his wife as a replacement for one of the old hags on the View.
     
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    And none of those yentas will ask the tough question "So Howard, I hear you left your kids and wife of 20 yrs for a 19 yrs your junior catalog model?"
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    He'll tell that idiot Elisabeth how hot she is.
     
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    And ask if she uses a vibrator.
     
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    10 bucks says he shows pictures he took of beth...they are amazingggg