What happens when you move in with your girlfriend?

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  1. HeyThere

    HeyThere Active Member

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    I'm a few days away to officially moving in with my girlfriend. I've never lived with a significant other before. We already stay together anyways, so it shouldn't be a big deal, but I love the feeling of having "my" space. At least we got a two bedroom, at the cost of us being caretakers of the building.

    Give me advice, guys. I'm scared of the pms.
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You give a little bit of your soul away. :smile:
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    would you be able to up and leave if you wanted to?
     
  4. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    if people dont have space they will end up fighting..end thread
     
  5. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I give it a year tops. Good luck.
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Kiss cunnilingus and spontaneous scissoring goodbye. :bigcry:
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Stop being such a slob and start picking up after yourself. Are you really going to drink that milk right out of the carton? You need to put the damn toilet seat down when you're done pissing on the rim and floor. I damn near fell in a few minutes ago when I sat down on the rim. You need to wash those dishes now. I don't care if your show is on and it will be just as good if you wait until after it.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    What happens?!? WHAT HAPPENS?!?

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    Godspeed. :console:
     
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  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Think of all the things you really enjoy. Now imagine them gone. Poof.

    That's what you're in for.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    It won't take long before you figure out whether things are going to work out or not.

    Be prepared to see a whole new side of this person that you never knew existed.
     
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  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Can't you hold those farts in until you go into the bathroom? That shirt looks terrible on you. Are you going out like that?
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

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    If she gets mad that you delete your text messages without her being able to read them, leave, right away.
     
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    Bad idea. Especially if it's a one bathroom gig.
     
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  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    The good news is you have an unpaid whore living with you
     
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    If you get mad that she deletes her text messages before you read them, spare her the misery and call it off.
     
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    How the fuck would you know? :rolleyes:
     
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    When you leave the house without her and she insist on you giving her a precise time that you'll be home and calls you 5 minutes after that time, go ahead and call it off.
     
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    If there is something about her that kind of upsets you, but you think you can live with it, go ahead and move to another city. It'll never work.
     
  19. artiesoffspring

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    Whores have sex with people. Girlfriends who move in with you don't.
     
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    This is true.
     
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