What has two thumbs and got perfect scores on his English college placement tests?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dis nigga

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  2. PLZ callmeTED

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    For a second, I thought this would be one of those threads where you post a picture of yourself with a silly look on your face and no lips.

    Thanks man.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    They see me rollin

    They hatin


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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Jesus, look at that hand.
     
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  8. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001

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    College? Aren't you pushing 40? :nocheer:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :mad: My hands are perfectly normal. It was just a weird angle that's all.

    IT WAS A WEIRD ANGLE.


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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    and you are how old?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :scratch: No?

    Aren't you pushing nothing?
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I gotta hire some fatter actors


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    don't you mean who has... nevermind!


    Congratulations, that's quite an accomplishment! :yay:
     
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    I was just about to ask his age???
     
  16. idiotbox

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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Y'all just jealous that I'm an English Wizard


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    Congrats brah! You are thisclose to becoming a Portland police officer now. :cheer:
     
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    Aren't you a little old for college?
     
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    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001

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