What have you storen from your employer?

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  1. Brian

    Brian No Chwizas Girl

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    Study says 95% of people have storen from their employer - things rike time - surfing web - but often merchandise.

    Many year ago, I used to get reimuburse for travel. I would pwess toll receipt button 2x, for every bridge and tunnel.

    What you steal, thieves?
     
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    Fruck off!
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    A while ago I worked for a major retail store and I robbed that fucker blind :jj:
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Hearts of all the ladies.
     
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    Fluck off!
     
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    Pens and a mouse or two.

    Maybe.

    Long ago now.
     
  7. Brian

    Brian No Chwizas Girl

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    Natuwarry smawt.
     
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    Fwuck off!
     
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    cant really steal anything where i work

    in the past,
    booze
    saffron and other spices i couldn't afford
    building materials of all sorts
    free cable
    red bulls

    a long time ago when i tended bar I would take home bag fulls of pulltabs and crack them just slightly open to see if they had a "winner" line on them then have a friend play them back a day or 2 later on someone elses shift and split the winnings. made $900 one time on that scam
     
  10. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    i forgot
     
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    Thieves will never inherit the kingdom of heaven
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Your ass is going to inherit my foot
     
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    Never stolen anything from work, too self conscious...only from my sisters a few times :hhh:
     
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    U are a rare man :salute:
     
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    stole a shit load of nitros oxide tanks as well back in the day
     
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    lulz, gotta steal dem bubblegumz!

    :salute:
     
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    In a former sales position I would take a customer to lunch and put a $50 gift card on the bill too. Then expense the lunch and pocket the gift card.
     
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    self employed
    i'm doing it wrong :facepalm:
     
  20. BearShit

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    I would like to learn more of this please.